The capital city of Baritaria with the Gurudev river running through it, is a mass of spires and gothic cubbyholes surrounding Coronation Bridge and the Royal Residence. The one true
metropolis in the tiny island makes its main source of income from tourism and flocks of
artists who come to study in its nurturing atmosphere.
occupation: fine art student, bakery shop boy.
likes: Baritaria, cabbage pies, cats, painting, old places.
dislikes: English tourists,
modern art, revisionist
occupation: tour guide
likes: practicing English, sex, playing accordion, the royal family, discount bread.
dislikes: the police, people who don't tip, not having sex.